Your First Wine Class - A Survivor's Guide

There are people who attend wine classes withthese steps. It is the foundation of every wine
an agenda other than to learn about wine, andexperience.
there's nothing wrong with that. A class is a greatWhat Not To Do
way to meet other people, in particular, peopleSo much of what you taste depends upon what
who also enjoy wine. It can be a fun night out foryou smell. To be able to clearly identify the many
a small group of friends, and sometimes, towardsaromas your nose must not be distracted by
the end of the class, when enough of it has beennon-wine fragrances, such as perfume or cologne.
consumed to raise the volume of chatter louderIf fragrances are applied heavily, you will not learn
than the instructor's voice, it can more resemblemuch about the wine when you stick your nose in
a Friday night happy hour than a seriousthe glass and smell nothing but Calvin Klein
classroom. But that's also part of its appeal.Obsession. If you feel that you cannot go out of
If your objective is to learn, attending a class onthe house without a body fragrance, keep it to a
any subject can be a little intimidating, especially ifminimum. Andif you don't wear perfume or
the subject is one that you always have struggledcologne, be sure to avoid sitting near someone in
with to understand. Whether it's the first day ofclass who does. Now, picture yourself walking up
first grade or the start of an adult education classto each person in a classroom and taking a good
to learn a foreign language, the adrenalin flowswhiff of him or her. Just tell them that you're
just a little faster in anticipation of it. And thedeciding where to sit.
composition of the students in a wine educationNext in importance after utilizing your sense of
class is just like any other--some will appear to besmell when participating in a class is applying your
more knowledgeable than you while most otherssense of taste. When you sip samples, your
will not be.entire palate will be coated with wine and your
But simply sounding wine-savvy is easy to do.tongue's ability to sense flavors and textures will
People in my classes do it often, probably withoutbe greatly diminished if there is residue of other
realizing it. During the lesson on the proper stepsflavors. I strongly urge people to avoid the
to taste like a professional, someone will throwfollowing items within a couple of hours of taking
out terms or expressions that I know they don'ta tasting class: gum, mints, toothpaste, beer,
really understand, but have obviously heardsoda, hard alcohol, coffee and very salty or spicy
uttered from others. Take the word "earthy," forfoods. Even ice-cold water can temporarily numb
example. Wine critics use it often as a descriptoryour palate for a few minutes and make a fair
for some very fine wines made in Burgundy,evaluation impossible.
France, indicating an aroma of truffles, orAvoiding these items in advance of class gives
mushrooms, or when the aroma is reminiscent ofthe wine a clean chance of receiving your
the air on a cool morning in the woods. It hasapproval. People unfairly reject so many wines
happened that someone would use this word towithout realizing that it's not the wine's fault. They
describe a wine in class and, invariably, everyonemay have just eaten something that created a
would look at him or her in complete amazement,huge clash in flavor, and just because the wine
as if that student is a ringer--someone whowas the last thing to enter their mouth, the wine
actually knows a ton about the subject and is inis blamed.
the class only to show off their expertise.If you ever had an experience when you tasted
It's not that "earthy" is a bad word to use--it'sa wine once and absolutely loved it, then tried the
just that it is not one that a typical beginnerexact same wine again at a later date and
would think of using. They must have heard it orabsolutely hated it, I am confident the reason is
read it somewhere and remembered it. Fact is,related to a tainted palate at the time of the
when it comes to tasting and smelling wine, yousecond tasting. So, be fair to yourself and the
can really say almost anything when it comes towine, even if you have breath and body aroma
what you detect. And who's to say that somethat aren't exactly April fresh. In the end, you'll
people don't smell earth when they stick theirget more from the class than those who do.
noses in the glass? It does sound good, and itThe Classroom
does impress others in a beginner's class. TheA wine class can be conducted almost anywhere.
point is not to be intimidated if someone uses anAll that is needed is a fairly quiet environment to
"expert" word like earthy, instead of how a moreaid concentration, good lighting, to observe color,
humble wine drinker once described it when askedand enough space for each setting to have up to
what comes to mind after a good sniff: "It smellssix glasses. Usually the glasses will be arranged in
like dirt," which is also perfectly acceptable.a row across a white place mat. Samples are
With a beginner's class, keep in mind that anyonepoured in each glass, 1-2 ounces apiece, starting
who sounds like they know more than you hason the left with the lighter wines, then progressing
chosen to attend the same beginner's class. It'sto heavier ones on the right.
like a situation that sometimes happens when IBecause the objective in the class is to evaluate,
play golf. I am just an average golfer, who playscompare, and then discuss conclusions with the
only several times a year, usually at friendly golfinstructor, everyone needs to be on the same
tournaments for charities, organized by a localpage when it comes to tasting. You can't be on
association. But when I just go out and golf withsample number two while everyone else is sipping
my wife it is inevitable that someone playingnumber three. Be sure to keep wines in the order
behind us is significantly better than either one ofin which they were poured, and if you think you
us. When we see him waiting impatiently as wemoved a glass out of order, be sure to let the
hack away needing five, six, (yes, sometimesinstructor know. Otherwise, you'll be even more
more) strokes to finish the hole, the naturalconfused about wine when you leave class than
reaction is to think we're not good enough andwhen you arrived.
that we are slowing down his game. But weTaking notes is encouraged when learning to
choose to play at the easiest, most basic coursestaste, and I don't mean just notes on what the
in our area. I would never even attempt to playinstructor says. It's a good idea to start writing
at a professional course where I really would feeldown your thoughts on what you taste. At the
bad about holding up better players behind me.very least, for classroom experiences and any
But on an elementary, easy-rated course, it's theother times you drink wine, write down the name
impatient guy behind me who chose the wrongof the producer and the region where it comes
course for his level of ability, not us.from. Get into this habit. This information alone is
The same holds for basic wine classes. If this ishelpful in building your mind's "wine database." Even
your first class and you choose one that isif you don't jot down detailed tasting notes, you
designed for beginners, then you should neverwill subconsciously associate the wine with either
feel uncomfortable asking questions or admittingpleasure or disappointment. Being able to go back
that there is something you don't understand. Myand identify that wine, its region and producer, is
old instructor at the Chicago Wine School used toinvaluable in your education process.
say that there are no stupid questions at hisI'm a strong believer in looking at the labels of the
school. Then he would add, "Well, there has onlywines I taste. It makes a good visual impression
been only one stupid question in all the years ofthat stays with me. If you are at a restaurant
the Chicago Wine School that is still asked everyand happen to like the house wine being poured,
now and then." Inevitably, someone would haveask the server to bring the bottle out so that you
the courage to ask what the stupid question was.can read the label. Do the same when enjoying a
Patrick Fegan, the Director, would wryly respond,bottle at a friend's house. Keep building your
"The only stupid question comes from people whodatabase. Look at labels, take names.
call the school and ask me if we teach wineIn class, you'll likely be asked to describe what
classes here."you taste and smell because that is the essence
Maybe you just don't smell or taste the sameof the process of learning to taste, rather than
aromas or flavors that most other students aresimply drinking wine. But writing down what you
experiencing. Maybe you detect licorice whiletaste and smell makes a better "imprint" in your
others get black cherry. You're both right. That'smind and helps to trigger other descriptive words.
perfectly OK. Take your time. Be a beginner andEven better, save your class notes on each wine
enjoy it. Some of the best questions andthat you taste and refer to them the next time
comments in the classes I've taught have comeyou taste one of the same type. Over time, and
from the people with the least amount of wineafter jotting down thoughts as you taste, you'll
knowledge or experience. Just as playing golfsee for yourself how chardonnay, for example,
should not be rushed, neither should the processwill exhibit certain characteristics consistently,
of learning and savoring wine.every time you taste chardonnay and regardless
Relax. Here's What To Expect:of where it came from. Other characteristics will
Every class that I've ever attended or am awarecome not so consistently.
of involves tasting wine. Classes for beginners willYou then decide which traits you prefer over the
always include tasting because their purpose is toothers. Your virtual wine database will begin to
teach the essence of wine--the complete processalert you to what stands out as a pleasant trait
of tasting, from observing color to describingor unpleasant. After time, refer to your previous
what you taste, to thinking about whether or notnotes to see which regions are producing the
it pleases you.chardonnays that regularly possess the preferred
In my classes, I sometimes start out by asking atraits and I guarantee you'll never drink a
very simple question: "By a show of hands, howrestaurant's house white wine again without asking
many people here drink wine?" It's an oddfirst what type it is and where it comes from.
question to ask a wine tasting class. Obviously,With a little practice and minimal wine knowledge,
the response one expects is a raised hand fromyou'll be able to smile with a polite request, "Do
nearly everyone. And that is precisely whatyou happen to have a lightly oaked chardonnay
happens. But then I pose the follow-up question:from the Sonoma side of Carneros?"
"Now, by a show of hands, how many peopleWho Teaches About Wine?
here taste wine?" Here is when everyone looksWine classes are like people. They come in all
at the others around them and looks back at medifferent shapes and sizes and personalities. And
like maybe I've lost my mind. "Did he just ask thejust like it's nice to have met a variety of people
same question in a different way?," people arein your life, the same holds true for classes.
wondering. But these two questions presentedThere are classes that focus on specific countries
back to back serve as good shock therapy.of origin, like Italy, for example, which has
Students instinctively react as if I asked the samehundreds upon hundreds of grape varieties that
question twice until they take a moment to thinkare unique to Italy. There are classes that focus
about it. My point is this: anyone can drink wine,on a single grape variety, such as cabernet
but trained drinkers taste wine. Drinking is simplysauvignon, arguably one of the world's finest. A
the process of consuming, and nothing more thanclass like this could compare cabernet sauvignon
that. Tasting wine involves a thought process,from a variety of countries or a variety of
and, if the wine is remarkable, the added bonus ofregions in California. There are classes that
savoring it.explore differences in vintage years within a single
A good class for the novice will focus on tasting,region, using a single grape. The possibilities for
not drinking. It will help you understand thedifferent class subjects are endless. Trying as
reasons for observing a wine's color, swirling it inmany as possible is not only fun, but a valuable
the glass, smelling it. Most important, perhaps, iteducation as well.
will assist you in finding the words to describeClass instructors can have credentials ranging
what you smell and taste. When you start thinkingfrom college professor to sommelier to distributor
about wine as you drink it, not only do you beginsales manager. And although the basics of the
to enjoy it at a new level, you automatically starttasting process can be taught by any one of
building a "virtual wine database" in your mind.them, their perspectives are different. In the
From this memory bank, you will withdraw someexamples above, the professor tends to be more
of that saved information upon future tastinganalytic from a scientific standpoint and able to
experiences. You will start comparing wines thatanswer questions about chemical compounds in
you've tasted in the past with the one in front ofthe wine and the flavors that they produce. The
you at the moment. And you will learn tosommelier has probably tasted thousands of
compare them fairly and consistently, which leadswines and is current on what is popular today.
to more cost-effective buying, better enjoymentSomeone who sells or distributes wine will have
of food, and more meaningful conversations withthorough knowledge of his or her brands and how
other wine lovers.they compare to one another and competing
I admit that sometimes I will just drink wine andbrands.
not think about it. The reason is usually because itEvery one of these possibilities for wine
is not compelling enough to think about. But theinstruction is valuable for basic wine education. In
vast majority of the wine I consume isfact, I encourage you to take basic classes from
tasted--seen, swirled, sniffed, sipped, swallowedas many of these various experts as you can.
and savored: also known in some classes as theYou can learn a lot by simply listening to the
six "S's" of proper tasting. I've applied these basicwords they use to describe wines, and you can
steps of tasting ever since I learned them in mystart building that other virtual database in your
very first class on basic wine tasting in 1994.head that collects descriptive words about wine.
And with practice, you will get better at it until itThen, above the clamor of chatty wine lovers at
becomes automatic. Sometimes I catch myselfthe end of class, you'll sound like the ringer when
swirling and sniffing my orange juice or sparklingyou describe the wine as " having an earthy
water, which can be embarrassing. But when youelegance." And you'll mean it.
take your first tasting class, be sure to learn