| Owning a BMW reduces risk of Prostate | | | | that the Revelations of St John, commonly |
| cancer?A recent study by the American Cancer | | | | known as The Apocalypse, will come true in |
| Society showed that men who had more than 20 | | | | their lifetime. |
| ejaculations per month had a 33% reduced risk | | | | |
| of prostate cancer and men who had between 13 | | | | Ronald Reagan, milk and fluoridated water |
| and 20 ejaculations per month had a 17% | | | | drinker, prostate cancer victim, fervently |
| reduced risk.A recent poll by the German | | | | believed in an immanent fulfillment of the so |
| magazine, Men's Car, found that BMW drivers | | | | called prophecies of St John AND he spent the |
| had more frequent sex than owners of any | | | | last years of his life suffering from |
| other make, with strangely, Porsche, at the | | | | advanced Alzheimer's.g.W. bush stopped |
| bottom of the list, behind even Ford.So, it | | | | drinking beer and now believes in the |
| would seem to follow logically that BMW | | | | Apocalypse. Hmmm. I wonder if he drinks milk. |
| drivers have a lower risk of getting Prostate | | | | Does he brush with fluoridated toothpaste? |
| cancer. All you middle-age-crisis types | | | | How often does he do the wild thing? How's |
| should pay some attention to which little red | | | | his prostate doing?Is it possible that a |
| sports car you buy.Putting beer on your corn | | | | brain chemical imbalance (excess fluorides |
| flakes reduces risk of Prostate cancer?In | | | | and homocysteine (milk protean) leads to end |
| addition to the other proven health benefits | | | | of the world delusions? Or, is it possible |
| of drinking beer (reduced risk of: heart | | | | that simply adopting strange beliefs leads to |
| disease, strokes, diabetes and gall stones), | | | | mental degradation and Alzheimer's? Or just |
| drinking 2 glasses of beer a day has been | | | | maybe, it is simply that the lack of sexual |
| shown to reduce the risk of getting Dementia | | | | activity leads to the loss of the prostate |
| and/or Alzheimer's disease.On the other hand, | | | | gland and to insanity.Obviously, according to |
| drinking just two glasses of milk per day has | | | | the evidence, if you want to live longer, be |
| been shown to double a man's risk of getting | | | | healthier, both physically and mentally, have |
| Prostate cancer. (Women who drink two or more | | | | more fun and get more of the horizontal bop, |
| glasses of milk per day are twice as likely | | | | it is a good idea to have a beer or two each |
| to suffer broken hips in old age.) AND, the | | | | day and avoid milk and fluoridated water. |
| New England Journal of Medicine published a | | | | (And maybe drive a BMW.)If you start |
| study (on Feb 14, 2002) that shows that | | | | imagining that you hear angel's trumpets, or |
| drinking milk doubles the risk of getting | | | | start imagining that you see 7-headed, red |
| both Dementia and Alzheimer's.It sounds like | | | | dragons in the sky, I'd suggest you check |
| a pretty good idea to substitute beer for | | | | yourself into an advanced care retirement |
| milk on your morning cereal.Drinking | | | | home and get your doc to lube up his |
| fluoridated water leads to mental | | | | glove.Articles are the sole copyright of |
| deficiency?The US Environmental Protection | | | | Leslie Fieger. Permission to reprint or |
| Agency reports that 58% of Americans have a | | | | republish does not wave any copyright.Leslie |
| high health risk from drinking fluoridated | | | | Fieger is the author of The DELFIN Knowledge |
| water. Other recent scientific studies have | | | | System Trilogy, The Initiation, The Journey |
| shown that ingestion of fluorides lead to | | | | and The Quest and many other eBooks on |
| mental degradation and Alzheimer's | | | | success. He also the co-author of The End of |
| disease.Coincidentally, according to a recent | | | | the World with Hugh Jeffries and Alexandra's |
| Time Magazine poll, 58% of Americans believe | | | | DragonFire with his daughter Ashley. |