| You may think by the title that this needs little or | | | | vision started to disappear in the EXACT same |
| no explaining, but after my recent experience I | | | | fashion as the end scene of Terminator 2. First it |
| feel it my duty to warn you should a similar | | | | narrowed in the horizontal plane, then the vertical, |
| situation present itself to you.It starts off a | | | | then disappeared with a 'pop'.That's where my |
| normal night drinking, nothing out of the ordinary. | | | | memories end. You may think I passed out and |
| Drinking, laughing, music, you know the norm. | | | | while I wish that were true it wasn't. My body |
| Then out the corner of your eye you see | | | | carried on while my mind had shut down.It starts |
| someone sporting a shiny plastic golden medal | | | | with people trying to get me into bed after they |
| with the words 'winner' branded on the front. I | | | | found me to be uttering complete jibberish and |
| eye up the shiny medal, feeling slightly jealous as I | | | | making no sense whatsoever. After numerous |
| don't have one. More drinking ensues. Then | | | | attempts to get me to stay there I finally settle |
| another person is sporting a medal just like the | | | | down only to warble away at the top of my |
| first. Now I REALLY want a medal! I ask the | | | | voice in the fashion of an enormous |
| bearer of the medal where he got it from, a | | | | Mogwai.Embarrasing enough you might think, but |
| cryptic message follows "you haven't earned a | | | | oh no, it gets better. For some reason, in the |
| medal". Now I don't REALLY want a medal, I | | | | middle of the night, I must have thought it was a |
| YEARN for a medal. I beg the bearer to allow me | | | | good idea to come downstairs where a few of |
| to earn a medal, he leads me to a room where | | | | the more sober guests still remained IN ONLY MY |
| there is a chair in the middle of the room.I am | | | | BOXER SHORTS! A sight and a half at best, I'm |
| placed upon the chair and a cocktail is mixed | | | | not the smallest person and the sight of my |
| before my eyes, multiple shots of Jack Daniels, | | | | naked belly is enough to stop darts in mid air! I |
| rum, countless other spirits, and beer are mixed | | | | then proceded to make myself comfortable next |
| together to fill exactly 1 pint glass. A funnel is then | | | | to the host and repeatedly punch him in the leg, all |
| thrust into my mouth and the contents of the | | | | I can say is it must have made sense at the time. |
| pint glass poured into the funnel. GOD IT BURNS! I | | | | After the assault I took myself off to bed and |
| brave the burning sensation and drink the cocktail | | | | slept like a baby only to have my antics retold to |
| as fast as possible among the chants from the | | | | me in the morning amongst a HUGE headache, |
| surrounding people. Within a few seconds of the | | | | which could only be topped off by the fact that it |
| lethal cocktail being poured in to the funnel it was | | | | was revealed to me I was caught on a |
| gone and the medal was now mine! For a while I | | | | camcorder throughout the whole ordeal! |
| sat content knowing that I had earned the prize | | | | GREAT!Well let that be a lesson to one and all, if |
| of prizes, a plastic shiny medal sporting the word | | | | you see someone sporting a shiny plastic 'winner' |
| 'winner'.The feeling of content and pride didn't last | | | | medal, try to ignore it because it'll end in tears! |
| long til it was replaced with the words 'oh god'.My | | | | |