| You may think by the title that this
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| | the words 'oh god'.My vision started to
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| needs little or no explaining, but after
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| | disappear in the EXACT same fashion as
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| my recent experience I feel it my duty to
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| | the end scene of Terminator 2. First it
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| warn you should a similar situation
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| | narrowed in the horizontal plane, then
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| present itself to you.It starts off a
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| | the vertical, then disappeared with a
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| normal night drinking, nothing out of the
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| | 'pop'.That's where my memories end. You
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| ordinary. Drinking, laughing, music, you
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| | may think I passed out and while I wish
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| know the norm. Then out the corner of
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| | that were true it wasn't. My body carried
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| your eye you see someone sporting a shiny
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| | on while my mind had shut down.It starts
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| plastic golden medal with the words
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| | with people trying to get me into bed
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| 'winner' branded on the front. I eye up
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| | after they found me to be uttering
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| the shiny medal, feeling slightly jealous
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| | complete jibberish and making no sense
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| as I don't have one. More drinking
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| | whatsoever. After numerous attempts to
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| ensues. Then another person is sporting a
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| | get me to stay there I finally settle
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| medal just like the first. Now I REALLY
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| | down only to warble away at the top of my
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| want a medal! I ask the bearer of the
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| | voice in the fashion of an enormous
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| medal where he got it from, a cryptic
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| | Mogwai.Embarrasing enough you might
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| message follows "you haven't earned a
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| | think, but oh no, it gets better. For
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| medal". Now I don't REALLY want a medal,
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| | some reason, in the middle of the night,
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| I YEARN for a medal. I beg the bearer to
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| | I must have thought it was a good idea to
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| allow me to earn a medal, he leads me to
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| | come downstairs where a few of the more
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| a room where there is a chair in the
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| | sober guests still remained IN ONLY MY
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| middle of the room.I am placed upon the
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| | BOXER SHORTS! A sight and a half at best,
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| chair and a cocktail is mixed before my
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| | I'm not the smallest person and the sight
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| eyes, multiple shots of Jack Daniels,
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| | of my naked belly is enough to stop darts
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| rum, countless other spirits, and beer
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| | in mid air! I then proceded to make
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| are mixed together to fill exactly 1 pint
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| | myself comfortable next to the host and
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| glass. A funnel is then thrust into my
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| | repeatedly punch him in the leg, all I
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| mouth and the contents of the pint glass
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| | can say is it must have made sense at the
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| poured into the funnel. GOD IT BURNS! I
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| | time. After the assault I took myself off
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| brave the burning sensation and drink the
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| | to bed and slept like a baby only to have
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| cocktail as fast as possible among the
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| | my antics retold to me in the morning
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| chants from the surrounding people.
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| | amongst a HUGE headache, which could only
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| Within a few seconds of the lethal
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| | be topped off by the fact that it was
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| cocktail being poured in to the funnel it
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| | revealed to me I was caught on a
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| was gone and the medal was now mine! For
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| | camcorder throughout the whole ordeal!
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| a while I sat content knowing that I had
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| | GREAT!Well let that be a lesson to one
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| earned the prize of prizes, a plastic
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| | and all, if you see someone sporting a
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| shiny medal sporting the word
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| | shiny plastic 'winner' medal, try to
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| 'winner'.The feeling of content and pride
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| | ignore it because it'll end in tears!
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| didn't last long til it was replaced with
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