| Do you ever ask yourself why did I get out of | | | | your last.Crawl into a corner and cry.5. Live |
| bed today? Is this all there is to life? And | | | | every day to the fullest. When going to the |
| where the hack I left my car keys?Don't | | | | bathroom take a newspaper!6. Drinking is not |
| despair; it's not too late to turn your life | | | | a solution, unless we are talking about |
| around! Well, unless you are really old (like | | | | alcohol.7. Better to give, than to receive |
| 30); in that case I suggest alcohol. If you | | | | (true only on case of infections).8. Clothes |
| are still a useful member society (under 30), | | | | don't make the man, but being naked will get |
| I gathered some life tips that without a | | | | you arrested.9. Don't put all your eggs in |
| doubt change your life in such a deep and | | | | one basket, put all of then in the fridge |
| profound way, you won't even notice!So with | | | | they will last longer.10. Remember everybody |
| all that said and down, now it's time to seat | | | | makes mistakes, and you will have the |
| down, lean back, open your mind, scratch your | | | | opportunity to laugh on them.11. Always |
| tummy, cluck like a chicken and read this | | | | follow your dreams; just be sure to check |
| pearls of wisdom:1. Every morning smile to | | | | that Pamela Anderson is also on board.12. |
| your mirror, but why stop there? Smile to | | | | Give a man a fish and he might take it the |
| your kitchen table, to your living room sofa | | | | wrong way...13. Honesty is the best policy, |
| and to your iron board. Beware, don't smile | | | | at least that what Pamela always telling |
| to your dishwasher it may take it as | | | | me.14. Time is money. Stop reading stupid |
| provocation.2. Always put your smile on. | | | | articles!Boaz Ben-Dov is really... something. |
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| won't mess with you.3. Be kind to others, | | | | funny website! |
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